"Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms."

Matt Fowler, TV Critic for IGN. Complaining about things in between meals since 1874.


American Horror Story: Asylum - "Madness Ends" Review

In American Horror Story: Asylum’s season ender, we find out what happens to Jude, Kit and Lana as Bloody Face 2.0 plots his revenge

American Horror Story: Asylum - "Spilt Milk" Review

Lana finally sees a chance to turn her life around while Monsignor Timothy, disappointingly, returns to his old ways.

American Horror Story: Asylum - "The Coat Hanger" Review

In the midseason finale, Dylan McDermott returns as a disturbed man who seeks help while Monsignor Timothy tries to save a dastardly soul.

American Horror Story: Asylum - "Unholy Night" Review

Deadwood’s Ian McShane guest starred this week as Mary Eunice tried to combat Jude with Satan’s true minion…SANTA!

American Horror Story: Asylum - "Dark Cousin" Review

A notable Season 1 player drops by this week as a mysterious visitor, ready to help Briarcliff’s patients escape their torment.

American Horror Story: Asylum - "The Origins of Monstrosity" Review

Monsignor Timothy makes a gruesome discovery while a mother asks Jude to care for her disturbed daughter.

American Horror Story: Asylum - "I Am Anne Frank, Pt. 2" Review

In the best episode of the season so far, Jude takes steps to discover more about Dr. Arden while Dr. Thredson tries to help Lana escape.