"Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms."

Matt Fowler, TV Critic for IGN. Complaining about things in between meals since 1874.


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Twenty-five cents at a time he’s taking our souls,
Government men can’t help - we’re all alone.
Are you feeling it in the breeze?
Did you pull your belt tight?
You know that it’s wrong,
You know that it’s right.
Out of the shadows, down the coin goes,
Why, oh, why do you suppose?
Only the bandit knows…